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GUIDELINES:

- you can be anon, but you don't have to be anon. you take full credit for your pervy thoughts if you like, but don't feel pressured.
- one prompt per post, please.
- read over the requests and fill them with fic and art. both are encouraged!
- a post can be filled multiple times. just because someone drew it doesn't mean you can't write it, or draw it again. and again and again and again. the more the merrier.
- absolutely NO hating on other people's kinks. there is a 0% chance that writing or requesting fic or art will hurt anyone, so live and let live.
- pimp us around! most of this fandom isn't on lj, so the more this gets pimped, the more likely it is that your requests will get filled. post the banner on tumblr with a click-through link to this page!


this fandom is seriously lacking in kink.
let's get this party started.

Comments

Stripper Joel

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty sure we've all seen the pictures by now, but if you haven't, educate yourself: http://preview.tinyurl.com/3c77pr6

I just want Joel either being or pretending to be a stripper. I don't care what the pairings are or if there even are pairings, but I gotta say I'm partial to Skrillmau5.

Re: Stripper Joel

[(Anonymous)]

Someone please do this. This is a pretty beautiful request that I am sure a lot of people want to see.

Because stripper Joel.

I haven't seen it done yet.

SOMEONE DO IT, PLEASE.

[(Anonymous)]

Om nom nom...

YOINK misfire fill

[(Anonymous)]

Gaspard looked around to make sure he was alone. Xavier had left earlier but the man was crafty...Certain he was alone he made a mad sprint to the fridge and uncovered his much sought after crème brûlée from inside a super moldy loaf of bread, his strategic culinary hiding place. He wandered over to the coach, doing his patented crème brûlée dance as he went, and sat down, ready to shamelessly stuff his face.

But then he jumped up and screamed so loud like he did when he was still a little girl as Xavier jumped up from behind the couch and yelled in his face.

"OM NOM NOM!!!"

Nipple Worship

[(Anonymous)]

Preferably Joel/Sonny, but any pairing will do. I want nipple worship - mainly just spend a lot of time on them, being descriptive, teasing, full on contact, anything. Be creative. I just want a lot of descriptive time spent on the chest and nipple areas.

Please thank you <3

Re: Nipple Worship

[kuntcocaine.livejournal.com]

I think this drabble I did might work for this a little bit.

http://brenwrites.tumblr.com/post/10354413778/skrillmau5-ft-justice-kav-seb-request-dares

Danger and Naeleck oh my god please.

[(Anonymous)]

Why hasn't this been suggested yet? Please please PLEASE this forum NEEDS more Danger.

Yeah so Danger has a thing for pain. And he thinks Franck's too wimpy or whatever, so he goes out and finds Naeleck, and it results in a fight at first, but then there's some seduction and sex.
Then the argument of who tops.
And when Naeleck finds out about the pain fetish, then it gets fun.

If this is too specific, you can switch it up a bit but please I need this like burning.

Re: Danger and Naeleck oh my god please.

[(Anonymous)]

Danger being a masochist?? Sounds really interesting...
I just need to learn who Naeleck is first...

[(Anonymous)]

Gaspard and Xavier get in a serious fist fight. Gaspard gets the shit beat out of him (because you know Xavier fights dirty) only to realize that it turns him the hell on.

hell fuck yes!

[(Anonymous)]

this sounds hot

Want. Want it hard.

[(Anonymous)]

May I have some Ethan Kath and Sonny moore lovin please? PLeasey please

Skrillmau5

[(Anonymous)]

Fondling. Joel feeling up Sonny, Sonny feeling up Joel.
I just want someone getting the other all hot and bothered.

3 A.M. 1/?

[(Anonymous)]

AN: This was originally something fluffy and slightly funny, but I changed it up and made it smutty and... Yeah. I haven't written anything like this in a while, so you'll have to forgive me for a number of things.

Lindsey was gone for the weekend because of some important photo shoot and that meant Joel had the apartment all to himself. But that was boring, so he called Sonny over to stay the night. Would they call it a slumber party? Really?
Yeah, sure. Why not. Only, it's manly as hell.
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1 AM was swiftly approaching and Joel decided to flip the USTREAM on while he and Sonny jammed in the studio.

“What in God’s name are you doing?” Joel made a face at his friend who was working off screen.

“I’m just messing around with audio effects! ‘M not serious, man. Calm your tits.” He returned to his goofing around on ableton while Joel stared at the back of his head for a moment longer before making a grab for his coke can.

“He’s got f**kin’ beat repeat, a compressor, and a-“

“And a resonator…” Sonny giggled.

“Yeah, and a resonator… on the same audio sample.” Joel smirked and looked right into the camera. This is how their late night, punch drunk shenanigans went most of the time. Especially when USTREAM was added to the equation, because then people online would suggest things.

Things like actually singing dubstep, getting up to randomly dance, switch hats and glasses for the millionth time, and a lot of other crazy sh*t….
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“Sonny, they want us to, like, switch clothes again.” Joel lazily scrolled through his twitter; looking at a bunch of dares while Sonny sat next to him; resting his head on the desk. It was now 3 AM.

“Man, we already did that. No.” he mumbled into his arm. He finally began to doze off after finding a comfy position; head leaning against his bestie’s arm.

And that’s when Joel saw it…

“You should totally kiss Skrillex. He’d be so confused! Do it and you’re cool.”

“Makeout session! Go!”

“It would be so funny! Kiss him!”

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Joel slowly looked down at the sleeping mass of Sonny; trying not to wake him. Smirking up at the camera, he actually contemplated for a minute before shaking his head.

"No thanks, guys. I'm shutting down." And he did. He turned the stream off and leaned back in his seat, trying to figure out what to do now. He wasn't all that tired yet but he was still bored as hell. Sonny shifted a little in his sleep and rubbed his eyes; knocking his glasses off in the process. Joel had to admit, it was kinda cute when he slept. Adorable. Adoracute-a-ble... Whatever. You get it.
He sat up and timidly gave him a chaste kiss on the lips, wondering if it would be enough to wake him up. But, to Joel's dismay, the little guy didn't move. It was a minute or two later that another stupid idea invaded his head which got him thinking 'hey, why the fuck not.' as he moved his chair closer.
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Records

[(Anonymous)]

It's pretty well known that Steve Aoki has a TON of records. It's also known to everybody that Bob Rifo and Steve get along swimmingly. I would like Steve to be showing Bob his music collection when things go a little... risque.

Why...

[(Anonymous)]

don't we have more (if any) fics where Joel fucks Sonny while wearing a mau5head?

Re: Why...

[(Anonymous)]

DO WANT!!! Masked sex is hot as fuck!

Someone please do this!

Owl!Sonny

[(Anonymous)]

In one interview from a few months ago, Sonny told the interviewers that, if he were to ever wear an animal mask to perform, he'd want one based on an owl. ("They’re just so cool, it’s one of my favorite animals, but they kind of feel like guardians, hanging in trees and keeping watch of stuff all over the place.")

Aaand thus, anon is desperately craving some owl!sonny. Part-bird, animorphs-style transformation, whatever you wish. Just. Owls.

But...

[(Anonymous)]

Doesn't anyone realize owls EAT mice???
D ':

Angels & Demons (not the movie)

[(Anonymous)]

Pedro rescues an angel from a demon. But how long can he keep Gaspard hidden? How long will it take him to heal? Can he really fend off Xavier if the demon comes back?

Re: Angels & Demons (not the movie)

[(Anonymous)]

I NEED THIS. STAT.

kidnapping

[(Anonymous)]

Kavinsky is kidnapped. the other Ed Bangers mobilize to rescue him.
MEGA BONUS: if Kavinsky says "You're gonna be sorry you kept me here like this! My boyfriend's a pasty chainsmoker and he's gonna beat all your asses!"
then of course him and sebastian have crazy sex when he's rescued (and sebastian totally tops 'cause he did all the rescuing)

Joel and Sonny get frisky....

[(Anonymous)]

...in a public place. You can choose wherever (restaurant, bathroom, idgaf), just in public.

Re: Joel and Sonny get frisky....

[(Anonymous)]

Um, yes please.

[(Anonymous)]

cardcaptor pedro

[(Anonymous)]

Where is the Porter/Anton

[(Anonymous)]

Am I the only one wanting this pairing? Somebody make my day and write something, anything with these two T-T

Re: Where is the Porter/Anton

[(Anonymous)]

please, someone, anyone...we need moar panton

[(Anonymous)]

Pedro tries to teach Kanye West how to speak French.

[(Anonymous)]

this is the best thing.

Joel/Sonny

[(Anonymous)]

I know this has been done tons of times, but I cant get enough: Drunk Sonny all but forcing himself on Joel, while Joel tries to push him away (even though he completely wants it). Bonus Points is Sonny gets offended and upset, and is about to leave, before Joel gives in.

Re: Joel/Sonny

[(Anonymous)]

Oh this sounds balls awesome, anon!

[(Anonymous)]

Gaspard trolls the meme.

lol

[(Anonymous)]

And his accusations of us all being 15 year old girls don't hold up
(if he angers the fangirls what does he think is going to happen? It will only mean more weird porn XD)

Joel/Jon

[(Anonymous)]

Okay I've seen a lot of people requesting Jon (Feed Me/Spor)/Sonny, buuut I totally have it in my head that Joel and Jon would just be.... unfffhgh.

So. Do with that what you will.

really fucking stupid

[(Anonymous)]

I demand a three way between Xavier, Gaspard and CLIVE WINSTON.
If you don't know who Clive Winston is he's a dead wringer for Gaspard and he's a character from Guitar Hero who ALSO has a bitchin' seventies porno mustache and ALSO is virtually mute.
Did I mention he fucking looks like Gaspard? You know all that amazing art/fic of Sebastians (plural) and Kavinsky, courtesy Sarah and Ann? (aka the Goddesses of EDM slash) well this would be like that only with two Gaspards and a Xavier. (in no particular order)

[(Anonymous)]

kay, so I have a very… specific request. I would write it myself if I had the time and the talent but… I’ll leave it to the professionals.

So the pairings are as follows: Kavinsky/Sebastian, Kavinsky/Franck, Danger/Sebastian

This request is set in daftinthehead’s Zombieverse. One of her fanfics has Sebastian/Sebastian but the twin Seb is pretty much Danger. That’s what kind of put this in my brain?

Sebastian is (reluctantly) starting to feel jealous. Having been travelling with Franck and Kavinsky for so long, he kind of misses it just being him and Kav. He feels left out in the sexual aspect of it (as in, Kavinsky only actually fucks Franck, Sebastian usually ends up finishing himself off, etc) and also feels like he's becoming a detriment to their group, being human.

Danger starts conversing with Sebastian in his dreams and eventually takes over/separates from Franck for a time and they have incredi-awesome smutty violent Danger-sex (aka Danger’s anatomy doesn’t follow the rules of human anatomy). One really vivid image I have in my head is Danger shifting his face between Franck, Kavinsky and Sebastian during.

And then… I don’t know! It’s up to the filler. I need to stop feeding off of angst. D:

i LOVE thought out detailed requests...

[(Anonymous)]

you know...I've actually had a fascinating imagery idea in my head of Danger becoming somewhat independent of Franck for a while now...but him/it doing it while dubiously sexing Sebastian up? <3 <3 <3


Anon...I think I'm going to try this for you but I REALLY don't want to taint the wonderful zombieverse that is daftinthehead's magic. Wish me luck!

[(Anonymous)]

Pedro suddenly gains the ability to manipulate space/time. Uffie, also a reality warper, helps him adjust to his new powers.

[(Anonymous)]

I want this to happen!

[(Anonymous)]

. I have no idea why but I want to see the EDM crew(depends on the author on who is or isn't there) hanging out in someones basement(after a party or something). Some one pulls out a gun and suggest they play russian roulette. The rest, being incredibly drunk, agree with reluctance. No one(necessarily) needs to die.

Details and pairing(s) are up to the author(I personally like Justice).

I don't know, I just think it could be interesting.

[(Anonymous)]

not sure if this is what you wanted, but here you are. 500 words. http://madmaryholiday.tumblr.com/post/12727366999/another-for-the-kink-meme

SKRILLMAU5 PLZ.

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Anons, I'd like to see Sonny crossdressing for Joel AND totally failing, as in being clumsy and awkward and not sexy AT ALL.
Bonus points for Joel trying not to laugh and hurt Skrilly's feelings (what may but doesn't have to lead to cute and fluffy sexytimes).

Re: SKRILLMAU5 PLZ.

[(Anonymous)]

Why has nobody said anything in response to this mess of adorable?

I'll get to work drawing this right away!

[(Anonymous)]

Joel plays and sings Careless live. Bittersweet skrillmau5 maybe?

[(Anonymous)]

I might... actually fill this...

It's kind of coming out as more Joel-centric though.