On Monday, Daft Punk both fell into a swimming pool,
On Tuesday, Sonny was torn apart by a crowd he was surfing,
On Wednesday, Kavinsky was hit by his own car,
On Thursday, Joel was snapped in half by the weight of a mau5head,
On Friday, The Beetroots both got deadly food poisioning from beets,
On Saturday, Ed Banger records got hit by a meteor,
On Sunday, everyone not mentioned by name died at the EDM Funeral when the cemetery caught on fire.
THE END.


(not anoning because well why not)